Different wives are fighting with their husbands

 Different wives are fighting with their husbands



Pilot's wife:

Don't fly too much! understood ?.

Teacher's wife:

Don't teach me! This is not a school.

Dentist's wife:

I will break my teeth and give it to you.

Wise wife:

I will correct the nature without seeing the pulse.

Doctor's wife:

I'll do your ultrasound right now.

Soldier's wife:

You consider yourself a big cannon thing.

Engineer's wife ..

I'll change your map now.

Poet's wife:

I will cut you off in such a way that you will forget all the seas and canals.

MBA wife:

Mind your own business.

Lawyer's wife:

I make your decision.

Driver's wife:

Get in gear and get out of here.

Policeman's wife:

I will make such a chatter that Nani will be remembered.

And Maulvi's wife:

I'm reading your end now

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